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Mom, I just want to be a cowgirl and a cheerleader.

You don’t have to hold the toilet, cause your bum is big mom. My bum isn’t big, so I have to hold it like this (on the sides) with my hands.

Mom: Good night, love you.

Aspyn: Good night, love you.

Mom: Sleep good.

Aspyn: you sleep good.

Mom: Thank you.

Aspyn: Don’t say thank you mom! You only say thank you for candy and gum!!!

Talking about her fish lying on the bottom of the rocks (on purpose and alive)….The bad guys didn’t shoot him mom, he is just resting.

I don’t want to wear this dress!!! It looks like a Grandma dressss!

Dad is mad at me, and I am not very happy about it!

Her new phrase: Don’t worry about it.

Mom…my face hurts. I have a headache cause my face hurts.

She put two and two together and declared…Grandma is YOUR mom!!

Aspyn: Where did I live when you were a kid?

Mom: You lived in Heaven with Jesus.

Aspyn: I don’t’ want to go to Heaven again mom.

Mom: Ok…you won’t for a looong time.

She was staring at her face in the mirror and making facial features said…My eyebrows are being rude!!

We were headed out to a party and while looking at herself in the mirror said…Man, I look fantastic for this party!

Stamping her foot and saying UGGGHHHH!!!! Mom!!! Dad forgot to remember to put the seatbelt in my car seat!!!

Aspyn: I want my hair brown like you and Adison.

Mom: No you don’t. I like your yellow hair. I am going to change my hair again so it will be yellow like yours.

Aspyn: I have a yellow marker you can use!

(We were driving around looking for the cowboys and I was getting nervous because I wasn’t finding them and not sure if I was even on the right road) Aspyn says…go down the road. They cowboys are busy; they are roping the calves and pushing the moms so it takes longer. Keep going mom and we will find them. We found them a little later down the road…her only response to this was I told you. Yes, yes you did.

Chez was pulling her hair and very sternly and motherly Aspyn says… Chez! Stop pulling my hair! You’re being a bully and that’s not kind.

Mom! Slow down! You just about smoked that calf!

I can see perfectly outside mom…turn off your car flashlights. (It was dusk and wondered why the car had turned on its lights cause she could still see.)

Grandma and Grandpa Ivins wouldn’t let her throw a perfectly good piece of bread away. They were talking about wasting…so in defense Aspyn’s says to them pouting “You guys are not being very kind.”

Tyler was moving Aspyn off the seat in the car...Dad! Don’t! You’re going to mess up my hair!

I changed the channel on the TV…is that show gay? Whoops.

You just took me out mom!

Aspyn: How old is our baby?

Mom: He is 0.

Aspyn: I am 3 and Cosmo is 3 and we are best friends!

On a necklace that Jessie gave her it says Pass, Set and Crush.

Aspyn: What does that mean?

Mom: It’s what you do in volleyball.

Aspyn: I don’t know how to play volleyball.

Mom: You will when you get bigger.

Aspyn: When I get bigger, can I play on Jessie’s team?

Asking her to compare two items and which one is bigger? She points to the biggest and says that’s bigger. We praised her for getting the right answer and then she says but that one is big (pointing to the smaller) and that is one is huger big! (pointing to the biggest) 

Mom: Hey, that's my dollar.
Aspyn: I know! I am just looking at it...you don't gotta pout about it.
Mom: hahaha ok