The sayings....

December 13, 2013

Aspyn: Why do you always tell me no in this store?! (Clark’s)

Aspyn: We should sell her. (Talking about Chez)

We were admiring a caterpillar in our garage (like 4 inches away), and all of a sudden WHACK! It was dead from Chez slamming her foot on it. KILLED IT! So proudly exclaims Chez.

Aspyn: I love to giggle with my mommy.

Chez: Chokin’! Drink. CB’s!!! (after she was done coughing)

When you ask Chez to do something her answer is always with her head cocked to the side and looking at you like you’re an idiot saying, Did. Did.

Chez has started calling us Tyler and Lacey or mixing up Daddy and Mommy so Tyler is usually always Mama.

Chez: Blow on it…it hot! (Her nail polish)

Aspyn 1^st Primary program was so so cute. She got right up there with no hesitations and proudly said her part as perfect as she could be and so cute as she could be that everyone laughed in the good way that it was so cute. She said “I can follow the Prophet by being a gooood big sister!”

Aspyn to Chez: Babies don’t cry in this house!

Chez said her first prayer! It was the sweetest and cutest thing. When she got to the blessing of the food part, instead of repeating the words she went oooh! And took a bite off the plate with her fingers and put it in her mouth like she had forgotten it was there and suddenly remembered with the words she was suppose to say. HAHAHAHA

When you ask Chezney to lean over her plate so she won’t spill her food, she puts her hand on top of her head and physically pushes her head over to lean. Like I would do to her if I was telling her to lean over.

Aspyn: I can’t see the High school; the fog is in the way! (You could see the HS, but there was a bit of fog)

Aspyn: McCoy is maaad at mom!

Aspyn: I want to liver all these Christmas presents Mom by myself, just like the post man.

Chez called Tyler a ton one night and Tyler kept saying Chez! You call me Daddy! So she started calling him Daddy–Tyler!!!

When I blow dry my hair, Chez always yells TOO LOUD and covers her ears!!

Chez: Santa says Ho! Ho! Ho!

Aspyn spanked our next door neighbor the other day, so in the midst of telling her we don’t touch other peoples private parts like we have done so many times in the past, she exclaims “But Daddy touches your private parts!!!!!” Oh. My. Word. So we had to get a little more specific and say we can’t touch other people’s privates that aren’t in our exclusive family!!

Coy was crying the other day and Chez called him a faker for it.

Mom: Look at the moon! Chez: I want to pet it!

I was trying to do Aspyn’s hair a new way and the whole time, she kept saying…You can do it mom! Trying to motivate me.

Chez: You better check yourself.

Aspyn: Don’t smile her mom! (smiling at Chez), she looks dumb.

Aspyn: Chez sit in your spot! How many times should I have to ask…1! I have asked like 40 times! You have to listen!!!!

Aspyn: Chez went potty! Pee or Poo? Good job Chez!!!! I am so proud of you, now you will be a big girl like me!!! (When Chez was just sitting on the potty for fun)

Aspyn asked me the other day so randomly what a meteor was (she is 4 mind you) so I told her what it was and what it did and she said…she wished she could fly. I said how would you be able to fly and she said that Tinkerbell could make her fly like she makes Peter Pan fly!!

Aspyn: I can’t wait to loose all my teeth, so I can put the food on the side of mouth and chew. I won’t be able to chew in the front, because I won’t have any teeth!

Aspyn: Her list of don’ts. She never steps in cactus and she never runs away.

Aspyn telling Tyler what he never does: You never get stuck and you never get lost and in the same sentence essentially she said in her worried voice…we’re not going to make it up this hill!!! (Trying to go up a muddy slippery hill in the truck.)

Chez says toy-ette for Toilet and su-see-rolls for tootsie rolls.

Aspyn to Averie: Whoa! You’re 9!!!! Can 9 year olds drive?!?!??!

Aspyn: Isn’t it Dad’s birthday?!?! (Dad wasn’t present at the time) Mom: yes. Aspyn: well, lets get this party started then!!!

Chez will cover her eyes with her hands if you are getting mad at you.

Chez: I am coloring, don’t touch me!

Chez was eating a Ring Pop and kept saying mmmm! Licious mom!!!

Chez’s bed time routine – Lub! (Love), Kiss! Nuggle! (Snuggle)

To Chez- should we shoot the plane? No! Only coyots and deer!

To dad, Chez was yelling – screaming rather….shoot dad! Shoot the coyot!!!!

Chez as a matter of factly to Tyler and I….told ya.

Chez:(laughing) I just pooped! It’s not that funny. Ya, it is!

We went to Ouray to go swimming. Chezney had a cookie in her hand, and was dead asleep. So I was trying to slip it out of her hand. As soon as she felt it, she woke right up with a deadly scowl on her face and yelling. Don’t! My cookie! Don’t! It scared me so bad, because she was DEAD ASLEEP. She wanted to hold onto the cookie.

Chez: There’s a problem! Coy’s cryin! His a problem!!!

Chez to Tyler: Sorry, it’s mine.

Tyler asked Aspyn to do something for him and her reply was “Sorry Dad, I can’t. I am too busy.”

Tyler asked Chezney if she wanted to shoot a coyote. Her reply was "I am too little to shoot coyotes Daaaad!!!”

Aspyn asked if my eye was bleeding. I said no, it's a vein in my eye. She responded with...is your eye cracking mom?!