Sayings of a 2 1/2 year old...

**Mom: We’re just going to take a spit bath and not a real bath tonight sweetie.

Aspyn: A spit bath? Like this….and spit on the floor.

Mom:  No…not like that sweetie.

**Mom: What do you want to eat poops?

Aspyn: My not poops…my poop in the potty!

**Mom: You’re going to help dad fix the fence sweetie.

Aspyn: Did the cows jump on it again?

**Aspyn: I got a new song dad…and starts dancing and singing silly.

**Aspyn calls Chez Shfeetie… so cute and interpretation for SWEETIE.

**Aspyn was pretending to drive when we were sitting waiting for Dad at the field one night.

Aspyn: “Hurry Mom!, jump in the back, we are going on the biiiig road!” “hold on cheesecake!”

**Aspyn calls nuts “cracks”

**Aspyn was helping me put stuff up on the conveyer belt at the store being a big helper and the cashier complimented her on it and called her a “big girl for helping mama” Well Aspyn’s response was to SCREAM at her and say “my not big girl, my ASPYN COLE IVINS!”

**Aspyn put her books through her bedroom door one day after her nap and yelled at me…”Mom! Here is your mail!”

**We were up building fence one evening and there was cow crap all over the place. When we got up to leave, Aspyn so thoughtfully and carefully instructed me to go around it. She said “Be careful mom not to step in the cow poo!, you’re doing great!”

**Beetles are either Cheetos or Cheetles in Aspyn’s vocabulary

**We were driving in the truck up on the mountain when Grandma Teresa was here

Aspyn: Mom, put your arm down to close the gate so Grandma can’t come up here.

**Mom: Don’t show Grandma you’re nakey. You don’t show anyone that your nakey.

Aspyn: My not show Grandma my baby tiny boobies.

**As Aspyn was coughing one day she exclaimed “My buggers are making me sick!”

**We up on the mountain fixing a pipe..Aspyn found a piece of stick poking out of the ground that look like a horn. She said “Look mom at that reindeer horn!

**The other night Aspyn came up to me and threw her arms around my neck and just told me without any prompts… “Mom, I love you.” It was so freakin sweet.

**Last night we were at Stephanie and Justin’s and her and Adison were running around playing and she came running over to me and came and sat in my lap and said “Mom, I missed you.” Oh my…I about lost it.

**The power went out last week and Aspyn yells “uh-oh! Cheese…what did you do!?!?”

**Aspyn calls me and Tyler “guys” when we are all together… “Let’s go guys!”

**Aspyn was admiring my wedding ring. I said “Sweetie, someday you will have a ring like this.” Aspyn says “Ya, with a diamond from the store.  You have to be careful with it mom!”

**Everything that is small or little is “baby tiny” A baby tiny bug.

**Aspyn had my bra yesterday before church. She fully knows the use for them, but she decided to be silly instead.

Aspyn: Is this for your boobs mom?

Mom: Yes

Aspyn: Is it my hat? As she puts it on her head.

Mom: No

Aspyn: Is it my seatbelt? As she tried to put it around her waist and snap it together.

Mom: You’re a crazy little girl.

Aspyn: Giggles and runs off.

**Mom: Oh! Today is Jessie’s birthday!

Aspyn: Oh! It my birthday too!

Aspyn: We have the same birthday!

(this was on June 24^th…jessie’s bday)

**Mom: We need to go get gas.

Aspyn: My go in with you.

Mom: I am not going in.

Aspyn: My want candy.

Mom: Sweetie…BCL is closed today. It’s Saturday. Nobody works on Saturday.

Aspyn: (thinks for a minute and so thoughtfully and matter-o-factly says) Well, my dad working today.

Mom: Well, Daddy is the exceptional to that rule.

**Tyler was doing something and Aspyn yells at him for no reason and says “Dad, you’re going to be in BIG FAT TROUBLE!”

**The dogs were on the grass and I was yelling at one of them to get away from my flowers. Aspyn started yelling at Bobby saying “get out of my mom’s flowers Bobby! She then kinda lunged forward and screamed at Bobby… “Bobby!, that not funny!”